i like asking a question to someone even though i already know the answer just to see if the person will lie
“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.
i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life
6th grade was a hard time for me
is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
I babysit for a girl who used to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her.